Team members of FKAky will be killing live chickens and rubbing the blood of the chicks all over their hands, before tomorrows games. This ritual will be in place to help any player that has been in a rut and will hopefully put an end to their slumping bats that have plagued them of late.
PETA has given us permission to do this and will be on site to make sure the chicken's are killed in the most humane way possible. Thank you PETA! Pamela Anderson will unfortunately not be participating in this process as she will be receiving treatment for her latest STI (sexual transmitted infection).
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